Poor Girl Strange World: Goodbye, Baklava

Sunday, January 19, 2014

Goodbye, Baklava

I know we never met frequently, Baklava, but I cherished our moments. I will miss you.

I'm hypoglycemic. Over the last year, it's come to the point where I can't eat more than a quarter portion of an average piece of cake without feeling very nauseous. I gave away my Christmas candy and I don't even put sugar in tea anymore. For the most part, I don't mind. I've never been very big on sweet foods, they were always a sometimes treat.

What I hadn't considered was baklava. It's already in small pieces. It has nuts in it. It should be ok to have just a tiny bit. Baklava has always been one of my favorites for occasions.

Alas.

I've been very ill lately and my roommate kindly brought home a piece of baklava for when I feel better. Today, I'm feeling much better and thought I'd have a little bit of it. One. Single. Bite. And I'm nauseous. I put the rest of the pastry carefully back into it's little box.

I would still rather give up sweets entirely rather than take insulin injections.

Goodbye, baklava. I will remember you fondly.

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Goodbye, Baklava

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